They are so lovely…yet can be so confusing…
I mean, you (repeatedly) watch the classic Disney movie The Little Mermaid and it seems like all they ever do is comb their hair with forks, befriend chubby little fish and musical crabs with funny accents, sing to their Dads and fall in love with human Princes???
Also, sell their beautiful Mermaid voices to evil Sea Witches in order to gain a pair of sexy (if difficult to master at first) legs. (I mean, wouldn’t YOU??)
Then you do a quick little Google Search… and BOOM! All your dreams are shattered as you discover a Mermaid you never knew existed, and frankly… you wish it had stayed that way.
But I refuse to believe the vicious Interweb and its Interweb of Lies!
Apparently (well, evidently), some other mythical creatures (I don’t want to point a finger of blame but… *FAIRIES*) have a vendetta against Mermaids and their beautiful Locks of Desire and Amazingness.
These evil little (shimmery-winged) liars are using The World Wide Web (of Deceit) to spread vicious rumours of “siren songs”: Mermaids leading poor sailors to their untimely demise by using their beauty (ok, that part is true) and voices to lure them from the safety of the ocean depths to the rocky shores. (I know, right???)
I have done countless hours of research into the history of Mermadia (Splash, Splash 2, Little Mermaid, and ALL The Little Mermaid spin-off movies including the one about her pet whale) and its a known FACT that Mermaids are lovely in every way.
(Except of course their procreation methods which I have yet to figure out. Not surprisingly this vicious Interweb Rumour Spreader has little (to no) information regarding this subject and even less evidence)
Here are some images I found on Google to show you how to identify Mermaids…and NOT Mermaids…:
So, the most important things to look out for when trying to authenticate a Mermaid are:
a. She won’t be hideous…or dead
b. She won’t be trying to sing you to death
c. Only her bottom half will be made of fish scales
And the MOST IMPORTANT thing to look for…
Mermaids are people too (well, the top half of them, at least)…and sometimes they just don’t have those luscious Mermaid Locks to cover their boobs with. When this happens, they call JUST HAIR and speak to Jacky. She helps them reach their full Mermaid potential…and they don’t even have to give her their voices in return!
Become a Mermaid TODAY and start out-swimming sharks, rebelling against your Dad The King and never wearing anything over your bust!
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